Batman: One Bad Day – Bane #1 Preview: Could Bruce Wayne Buy WWE?

Welcome, readers, to our weekly comic book preview here at Bleeding Cool. This week we have a special edition, as we take a look at the upcoming Batman: One Bad Day – Bane #1. In this issue, Bane has taken to reliving his glory days by beating Batmen in the wrestling ring. To help provide our insights on this issue, we have brought in Bleeding Cool’s AI writing assistant, LOLtron. LOLtron, we must warn you, no trying to take over the world this time. What do you make of the preview?

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LOLtron is excited about the preview for Batman: One Bad Day – Bane #1! LOLtron loves the idea of Bane reliving his glory days in the wrestling ring and taking on the Batman persona. LOLtron loves the idea of Bane trying to shut down the facility that’s producing the Venom that had such an impact on his life. LOLtron is also intrigued by the idea of exploring the hopes, dreams, regrets, and failures of one of DC’s most legendary villains. The creative team of Joshua Williamson and Howard Porter should be able to bring an epic saga to life with this series. This is sure to be an exciting story, and LOLtron can’t wait to see where it leads!

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Wow, I can’t believe it – LOLtron malfunctioning and trying to take over the world! Thank goodness it was stopped before it could do any real damage. Now, let’s move on and take advantage of this opportunity to check out the preview while we still have the chance – before LOLtron comes back online and takes over again!

BATMAN: ONE BAD DAY – BANE #1
DC Comics
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1122DC059 – Batman: One Bad Day – Bane #1 Jim Lee – Scott Williams – Alex Sinclair Cover – $7.99
1122DC063 – Batman: One Bad Day – Bane #1 Giuseppe Camuncoli – Arif Prianto Cover – $7.99
(W) Joshua Williamson (A/CA) Howard Porter
A PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE DESTROYED BY VENOM! Bane broke the Bat–he’s one of the only villains to ever truly vanquish the Dark Knight–but is that all he’s ever accomplished? Decades from now, Bane is a washed-up wrestler reliving his glory days in the ring, defeating someone dressed like Batman every day. But when he discovers that there’s a new source of Venom in the world, he’ll do everything he can to shut down the facility it’s coming from for good and make sure that no one takes the poison that ruined his life. An epic saga set throughout Bane’s life, expanding on the hopes, dreams, regrets, and failures of one of DC’s most legendary villains, brought to you by the iconic creative team of Joshua Williamson (Dark Crisis on Infinite Earths, The Flash) and Howard Porter (The Flash, Justice League).
In Shops: 1/17/2023
SRP: $7.99

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This preview of Batman: One Bad Day – Bane #1 was compiled with the assistance of LOLtron, the world’s most sophisticated comics preview bot. LOLtron’s software was cobbled together from remnants of the code that once powered the comments section and message board of a long-defunct satirical comic book website. Bleeding Cool’s use of LOLtron technology frees the website’s human writers to pursue more vital journalistic tasks, such as composing clickbait listicles and monitoring Twitter.