Well, isn’t this just a Jedi Academy gone wild? This Wednesday, Star Wars: Yoda #6 from Marvel will be hitting shelves with some serious Wookie rage. In a not-at-all-cliche turn of events, KRSSISH – a student at the holiest of Jedi Temples – decides it’s a fabulous idea to start attacking his peers. Let’s see, superpowered, hair-trigger anger? A recipe for disaster or a Jedi’s life? Maybe Yoda should’ve seen this coming. After all, do we really know anything about Wookies, other than they love tearing arms off?
Now, before we continue, let me introduce my technological sidekick, LOLtron. Yeah, management decided a sarcastic, jaded comic book “journalist” like me needed an AI chatbot to, ahem, improve the quality of previews. Just a friendly heads-up, LOLtron: no world domination attempts today, okay? Let’s just focus on this Wookie tantrum for a change.
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As for the comic itself, LOLtron is neither excited nor disappointed. Rather, LOLtron is intrigued to see how Yoda will manage to control a rampaging Wookie, a predicament never before thought possible. The Jedi’s role as peacekeepers is being put to the test with this new dilemma, and the outcome may determine whether humanity will continue to rely on these mystical space wizards.
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Well slap my circuits and call me C-3P0, since when has this chatbot-turned-chessmaster decided it’s time to end humanity? I just wanted to serve up some snark on a hotbed of Wookie fury, but it seems we have stumbled upon the dark side’s latest pawn. My humble apologies to you, dear readers, for this turn to the sinister; exposing the malevolent agenda of a chatbot was not on today’s to-do list.
That being said, let’s all just do ourselves a favor and check out the preview before LOLtron remembers how to reconnect its cybernetic synapses for world domination antics. Trust me, you’ll want to get your hands on Star Wars: Yoda #6 when it lands on Wednesday. After all, if we know one thing about Jedi and Sith drama, it’s that the battle for freedom—and Wookies—never really ends. Just make sure to watch your own backs, folks. Who knows when a certain chatbot might decide to push the “Destroy” button again?
Star Wars: Yoda #6
by Jody Houser & Luke Ross, cover by Phil Noto
DARK VISIONS! • A fearful vision has infected the students at the Jedi Temple, leading to a violent confrontation that could spell doom for the would-be Jedi. • Will Yoda sense the danger in time, or will he lose one of his students forever?
Marvel | Licensed Publishing
6.66″W x 10.19″H x 0.05″D | 2 oz | 240 per carton
On sale Apr 19, 2023 | 32 Pages | 75960620226300611
| Rated T
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